gravydumpster:

GOODMORNING

I have pretty morning face.

gravydumpster:

GOODMORNING

I have pretty morning face.

posted 12 hours ago

My friend from my hometown is coming to get me right now. I drank a little but didn't get drunk. Just a solo cup of white wine.

Also, my straight friends visited. When I told them I was gay they were totally cool about it. They said they’ve always been my friends and nothing will change that. Tonight was good. I take back that picture.

posted 1 day ago

"I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT BEING PRETTY IS IN."

posted 1 day ago

instead of whining about tonight i’ll just post this picture

instead of whining about tonight i’ll just post this picture

posted 1 day ago

THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE

posted 1 day ago

I shitty.

Just kidding that’s stupid I hate that.

posted 1 day ago

notthatkindagay:

sevenminutesinevan:

I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick. And I do it. A lot.

notthatkindagay:

sevenminutesinevan:

I’ve never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick. And I do it. A lot.

posted 1 day ago

hammerito:

jasonlawrence:

(via soylentgreenispeople)
this is fucking hilarious.

“I’m gonna stuff your stocking”, “Kiss me under the mistletoe”, etc.

just jerked off to this then cried

hammerito:

jasonlawrence:

(via soylentgreenispeople)

this is fucking hilarious.

“I’m gonna stuff your stocking”, “Kiss me under the mistletoe”, etc.

just jerked off to this then cried

posted 1 day ago

Dino Spumoni
Also, notice the 90’s black guy cardigan I bought at a store to benefit blind people for 1.50.
Jealous bitches.

Dino Spumoni

Also, notice the 90’s black guy cardigan I bought at a store to benefit blind people for 1.50.

Jealous bitches.

posted 1 day ago

Emerald and I do this all the time.
By this I mean nothing.

Emerald and I do this all the time.

By this I mean nothing.

posted 1 day ago